May 2013
warbloggerofzillyhoo:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
smith-and-noble:
samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
theyellowbrickroad:
raisins do not belong inside anything besides the trashcan do i make myself clear
getoffmysheetmycroft:
lastallianceofelvesandmen:
escapedninja:
Friendly reminder that Fili and Kili weren’t born until almost a hundred years after the fall of Erebor and are rescuing a home they never knew
#a home they will also never know
aizercul:
remember when you weren’t obsessed with actors and fictional characters?
angelinias:
deanwinchestersleftarsecheek:
marciellesmusings:
blueeyedangel-greeneyedhunter:
Dear Metatron,
I hope you step on a lego.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom
I love how - I hope you step on a lego - is the absolute worst thing we can think of
Dear Metatron,
I hope you lose the dog in your monopoly set.
Regards, the Supernatural Fandom.
shit’s gettin’ real
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
textpoops:
foreveralone-lyguy:
hitlervevo:
im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office
gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’
1. No they don’t
2. Just the women?
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
j4ya:
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
#HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN
Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books
Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet
sherwat:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our...
thescienceofjohnlock:
isaisanisa:
exclama-tori:
isaisanisa:
bennyslegs:
imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin
Which one?
Is it not obvious?
Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN
earthtohayley:
johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this
and then later he looks like this
hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
arc-reactor:
fuchsiatyrant:
fatkidinmath:
kazoothekid:
earljrsmith:
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
it’s called the deep web. never go there.
It is not Block B's fault.
artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
seapeny:
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a serious post...
brothers-on-a-motel-bed:
Do you realize how far Sam has come though ?
He went from the boy with demon blood to the boy whose blood is so pure it can cure demons
I mean shine bright like a sam winchester ok
I act different around certain people.
It’s not because I’m fake. It’s because I have a different comfort zone around certain people. I’ll act loud, stupid, be mean to you, act crazy, and do the most stupidest things with you because I’m comfortable around you. But, I can be quiet and shy if I don’t know you that well or we aren’t very close. Just because I act different around certain people, doesn’t mean I’m fake. I just have a...
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
